SAVE US LEBRON

There is an awkward one holding a ukulele. Poor thing.

No scissors? Glue? Magazines? Make your ransom note online.

High schoolers across the country with nothing else to do have done this more than you would think.

Can you hear me now? This is certainly the most overused plot device in horror movies since “the car won’t start!”

Check out more of the funniest protest signs of 2009 at The Huffington Post.

This is how you would think a crazed sociopath who maniputed a bunch of hippies into killing for him would act.

What comes out of this anchor’s mouth 5 seconds into this clip is priceless. I don’t know what’s funnier, the look on the female anchor’s face, or how the weatherman agrees to keep fucking that chicken.

How unintelligent do you have to be to go all the way to Washington D.C. to tell the nation you have no brain support Glenn Beck? No wonder Jimmy Carter said a lot of this type of attitude is attributed to racism. From CNN:

“When a radical fringe element of demonstrators and others begin to attack the president of the United States as an animal or as a reincarnation of Adolf Hitler or when they wave signs in the air that said we should have buried Obama with Kennedy, those kinds of things are beyond the bounds,” the Democrat who served from 1977-1981 told students at Emory University.

I think people who are guilty of that kind of personal attack against Obama have been influenced to a major degree by a belief that he should not be president because he happens to be African American.

If you see a large misinformed group of Glenn Beck supporters headed your way, take action immediately. If you really think Barack Obama is a socialist/communist/fascist/Nazi/Muslim, turn off Fox News.

This must be why people say love hurts.

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Believe it or not this happened the second time this kid’s house was burglarized in one day. From The Baltimore Sun:

The Johns Hopkins University undergraduate didn’t run. He didn’t call the police. He grabbed his samurai sword.

With the 3- to 5-foot-long, razor-sharp weapon in hand, police say, Pontolillo crept toward the noise. He noticed a side door in the garage had been pried open. When a man inside lunged at him, police say, the confrontation was fatal.

“He was backed up against a corner and either out of fear or out of panic, he just struck the sword with force,” said Baltimore Police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi. “It was probably with fear for his life.”

Pontolillo, who rents the house in the 300 block of E. University Parkway in the Oakenshawe neighborhood, struck the intruder no more than twice, police say, nearly severing his left hand and inflicting what police termed a “spear laceration.”

The intruder, Donald D. Rice of Baltimore, a 49-year-old repeat offender who had been released from jail only Saturday, died at the bloody scene.

Absolutely badass. Anytime I find a robber in my home I’m going to pick up the closest Hattori Hanzo I can find and go to work.

And there’s an arrow in the FedEx logo as well. Astonishing.